I got to spend two entire days with my parents this weekend, which was awesome. We thoroughly explored the area, and they got to see more of Kansas than planned since I repeatedly got us lost. The highlight of the weekend was by far the Oz Museum, a surprise for my dad that Mom and I had planned.

The trip through the museum began sedately enough, but as we wove our way along the Yellow Brick Road, I noticed a peculiar change come over my parents. It was as if an unseen substance was affecting their behavior.

Needless to say, our presence attracted some attention. Dad quietly submitted to the authorities...

...but Mom kept insisting that nothing unusual was occurring. In fact, she became rather defiant with a local law enforcement officer and attempted to scare him away.

I was relieved when the museum employees let us go peacefully on our way. But as I get ready to deploy, I am very aware of an extremely powerful weapon that, until this weekend, I didn't know I had in my arsenal. When in danger, all I have to do is summon my Flying...Mom-keys.